5 Crazy Things All Girls Do On Facebook
1. Women manipulate through Facebook photos
The photos a woman posts on her profile can be innocent — or they can be totally manipulative. Another crazy thing women do on Facebook is to put up embarrassing or compromising photos of people that have gotten on her bad side. When a guy breaks up with a girl and the next day photos of him in one of her dresses hit her profile, it’s not only vindictive, but also pretty immature.
A woman might also use her Facebook photo albums to present an image of herself that doesn’t exactly match up to reality. In her photos she might appear more sexy, more adventurous and altogether more exciting than she is in real life.
2. Women post passive-aggressive Facebook status updates
The Facebook status update can share big news with your friends or the mundane activities of your day, but for some women they can also serve an emotionally manipulative purpose. Whether it’s because she hates confrontation or she just wants the world to know what a jerk her boyfriend is, some women use their status updates to air complaints about their relationship instead of sitting down and talking it out directly. For example: “Valerie visited the jewelery store and is tired of waiting!!!!” could be a not-so-subtle clue that she doesn’t want to wait for that engagement ring much longer. Post-breakup, a woman might post status updates that hint at a crazy social life: “Melanie is exhausted from a crazy night!” or “Jessica is having a great day,” are both the types of messages that say a lot more when they come right after a big breakup.
3. Women set up fake profiles to follow exes on Facebook
This one may seem a bit extreme, but it is certainly not unheard-of for a woman to set up a fake Facebook persona in order to creep on her ex’s profile. At the very least, she might get a mutual friend to allow her a little access to an ex’s Facebook page. Whether you broke up badly or it was mostly mutual, if you don’t keep in touch, she probably wants to know what you’re up to. Instead of calling or e-mailing you, it’s easier and less embarrassing to scope out your profile while you are blissfully unaware that she is checking up on you. If you want to prevent this from happening, don’t add any strangers to your friends list. If you have a friend you know is still in touch with her, keep your interactions limited.
4. Women post ambiguous relationship photos
It’s not uncommon to see pictures of women with their arms around their friends, kissing them on the cheek, whether their friends are men or women. For some, these may be innocuous expressions of affection for their good friends, but for others they could be an attempt to elicit an envious response from their partners. These ambiguous photos with other guys could also cause other people to question the strength of her relationship with her boyfriend.
If it’s a single girl posting pics of her getting close to guys without making it clear whether or not they are dating, it can throw people off when they are thinking about making a move, causing them to be unsure of whether or not she’s already taken.
5.They post a fake relationship status
Some unattached women choose “in a relationship” for their profile just so people won’t start matchmaking or single-girl-pitying. A single woman of a certain age is a prime target for people who think everyone should be paired off in “happily ever after” relationships. Some single women even arrange with one of their close girlfriends to be each other’s “in a relationship with” person to avoid this kind of condescending sympathy. They’d rather raise questions about their sexual orientation than leave the space blank.
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hmmmm.. i was not aware of dis….
I don’t think it’s only women who do that actually..^^
So true
I post naked pics with other men.
LOL @hsdgfhs post.
i think boys do that much more than girls
I think its more common in men then women. Like they will say “in a relationship” with their best friend thats a girl just so they don’t look like a loser. Me: I prefer to be a single pringle
i speak the truth! SINGLE!!!
Ive had plenty guys do number 2.. its quite funny actually ,
And just looks immature on there behalf . Making me think even
more that they care more than i do . = )
aww come on, we busted you don’t think you can let that go on guys. the only guys i know which does these things whish they were girls…
haha i have done one of those things….
if i have to honest í think everybody dos that
Feel busted on the last one..
Hahhhaa!
not ALL girls…MANY girls would be better cause if you like it or not there are good girls who aren’t studpig cows on this planet you know, they don’t fill there time doing those stupid things
I do all of those things, for sure.
I don’t think that this goes out for every woman in the world. I mean, I don’t do any of them other then #1. Every single woman is different from one another. These 5 things listed below I just simply take them as the five most common things *many* woman do.
wow this is insane i dont remember doing any of this but i will remember it
Notice how majority of the comment targeted at men are from women? LOL women do this alot more than men. it’s not unheard of for the male populace to be creeps on facebook but most males handle breakups, relationships etc differently and less dramatically. stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
I HATE when people put there relationship status a fake one
I stlk my ex on facebook haha .. but i dont do all the other things
‘im a girl’ you lie!! You Hate Being Single Really , You Just Cant Pull …. MOST girlS do THE ABOVE!
I’m in a relationship, but it stills says im married to my best friend D:.
When I broke up with my ex he went to “in a relationship” with his best mate
I personally loved it saying I was single..
I never put pictures up of me and a guy.
Okay, I did tell the world how much of a cunt my ex was…
but so what? People were asking why, he was syaing it was my fault. I was only speaking the truth tbf.
He also went on his mates fb to see mine :L because i’d deleted him.
So it’s not just women.
Fail to you! :L
Women are women, simple.
i hav 2 totially agree wif u guys on this 1 !!! hehe
single pringle XD
ALL are true, except for the last one.
the only guys that do these are poofs
More BOYS do this than girls!!
im a girl and in a relationship with my good friend but just too have fun though and a laugh im not ashamed of being single :’)
i dont agree that all women do this, most do but i dont im innocent and i think most lads do these aswell
i do the last one . not cuz i dont wanna be seen as single but because 1) me and my best friend are so close i just consider her my wife ahaha im not gay, its just a thing some girls do cuz it shows how close they are with their friends 2) i dont like the facebook drama of people seeing a breakup and or changed relationship status, also, when im dating a guy i dont wanna send him a relationship request..just looks like im lookin for attention and a response from other people about my relationship. if u dont see me with the person at school or talk to me often then u dont need to know we’re together..
I know someone that ALWAYS makes her pictures look asif she is sexier and more adventurous and altogether more exciting than she is in real life.
i think they’re reading to much into alot of this rofl!1!!!! =]
Holy crap, I’m a girl and didn’t know this! That is amazing! I’m so glad I’m better than this, I’m still stunned about the “stalking ex” thing, that is insane, and sounds pretty darn desperate. Everything else seems pretty darn normal lol. I might add, I have loads of girlfriends who do #5. It’s ridiculous.
ha!! ive done almost allll of those thangssss. except the creepy profile-making one:S thats…just, wrongg (;
i think i do about two or three of them XD
i think we should all get naked.
sounds like the person who posted this has just come out of a relationship & isnt too happy about it…
i sometimes do #5 lol i have like 5 different accounts cause its kinda funn who adds u and crap
hahaha I love to do the #2 if someone talks about me I will let them know to their faces and also let everyone know on facebook I just love confrotation sometimes…. I also did #5 but it was a bit different, me and my bf put engaged just to see our closest friends reactions but when it got to my mums ears she wasnt very pleased that she wasnt the first to know hahaha she was happy to ear it was all a joke tho and the relationship status hasnt changed since we might do it soon tho people will probably think we broke up or something… ACTUALLY I DO THINK MAN DO ALL 5 MORE THAT WOMEN THO… i wouldnt do number #3 or #4 but would do number #1 if i wanted to catch someones attetion but i think thats normal… some people actually say just to be who you are but they never are really….
why cant hellen keller drive? cuz shes a woman
how many men does it take to open a beer? none it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch.
Why can’t women drive?
Because there’s no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
how do you keep a woman in the kitchen?
tighten her chain.
Why don’t women wear watches?
There’s a clock in the kitchen
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead just bought bought a car. Which one drives it first?
None, they’re all in the kitchen.
Why haven’t any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn’t need cleaning yet
Wanna hear a funny joke?
I saw a woman actually out of the kitchen today.
Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them
A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen
how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none she can cook in the dark
What do you call a woman out of the kitchen in somecountries?
Illegal.
what do you call a man with half a brain??
GIFTED
whats the difference between goverment bond an men?
GOVERMENT BONDS MATTURE
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE……He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Because they’re all pigs
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
No one knows because it’s never been done.
Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
Men are like… Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions
!!!!!!! says:
June 4, 2010 at 7:15 am
More BOYS do this than girls!!
^Complete bullshit^
anyone agree?
girlie
says:
June 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm
i do the last one . not cuz i dont wanna be seen as single but because 1) me and my best friend are so close i just consider her my wife ahaha im not gay, its just a thing some girls do cuz it shows how close they are with their friends 2) i dont like the facebook drama of people seeing a breakup and or changed relationship status, also, when im dating a guy i dont wanna send him a relationship request..just looks like im lookin for attention and a response from other people about my relationship. if u dont see me with the person at school or talk to me often then u dont need to know we’re together..
^^Excuses
I have to admit, this is completely true.
1 and 2 are probabaly the most realistic and true ones. Definately.
i agree with whoever sed that its annoying when people say theyre in a relationship with a friend, cos then u dont know if they r or not…stops u checkin out the ladies…
hi some of these are true but to be honest the last one isnt
bos do number 2 aswell, my ex did after texting me and sayin he was gunna go get drunk then he got girls to comment on it :@
i do number 5 but not coz i dont want people setting me up, just if u r in a relationship and u then break up and its on facebook u get people prying in to ur life and its just like PISS OFF!!!!!
they are sooo true, iv done almost everyone of them apart from the last two, photo’s of people getting of wit eachother revolt me, no offense intended. i have to say they are ded accurate though especially for me
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